Christmas Movie Grab Bag
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Christmas Movie Quotes
I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing.
I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR.
We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know.
Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.
Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also ____.
No, you are a hallucination brought on by alcohol... Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!
I'm in this restaurant, and the waiter brings me my entree. It was a salad. It was Lloyd's head on a plate of spinach with his penis sticking out of his ear.
Have you seen these toilets? Theyβre ginormous!
I'm going to buy them their Christmas turkey.... Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard partβs going to be stealing the money to pay for it.
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